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A weekend break in Slough in one of those faceless hotels you see on motorway
feeder road roundabouts all over the country? Why would anyone choose to
spend a night there, unless they were a travelling salesman or hapless
executive trapped by a conference?
The answer is that the Copthorne is 20 minutes’ drive from Legoland in
Windsor, one of several hotels that fill empty beds at weekends with family
packages that include a theme-park pass. I had been brushing aside my
daughter’s “When can we go to Legoland?” with the standard “We’ll see” for
too long, and when she asked again before her fifth birthday I didn’t have
the heart to fob her off. And why drive right across London on a Sunday
morning when we could arrive the night before and be first in the queue?
The family room was comfortable, if cramped — a double for Mum and Dad and a
pull-out sofa-bed big enough for the birthday girl and her 11-year-old
brother.
What to do in the hours before supper? We joined other families splashing
about in the hotel’s small pool, although the water was pretty chilly, and
the Jacuzzi was out of action, making the steam room and sauna very
inviting.
The food would be nothing to write home about, but then I noticed the elegant
Turner’s Grill, run by celebrity chef Brian Turner, with a truly
mouthwatering menu. Not the venue for an early family supper, sadly, so we
headed for Café Retrouve. We were served promptly, with friendly efficiency
— a key to successful eating out with children. They ordered pizzas from the
children’s menu, while we scanned the adult version.
My husband’s open ravioli of butternut squash, asparagus spears and Spanish
onion wouldn’t have shamed the trendiest of London bistros. The buffet
breakfast next day was possibly the best I’ve had in a hotel: huge silver
salvers keeping the full English piping hot, plus an excellent continental
range. Service was excellent, with frequent top-ups of tea and coffee.
Well rested and fuelled, our Legoland dawn-raid strategy paid off. We barely
had to queue for the first few rides; the longest waits were for overpriced,
poor-quality food. The highlight was the fire engine race where you spray
water on to a mock façade of burning houses, and the 3D cinema offered a
nice sit-down before the journey home.
Bottom line: Hilly Janes paid £220 for one night in a family
room sleeping four, including breakfast and two-day passes to Legoland,
through Superbreak (01904 644455, www.superbreak.com).
Sampling the fare: Two courses for two and two children’s
menus, plus soft drinks, cost about £80.
What we think: Takes the strain out of a theme-park day out.
Best thing: Excellent service.
Worst thing: Lack of atmosphere.
Need to know: Copthorne Hotel Slough-Windsor, Cippenham Lane,
Slough Berkshire SL1 2YE (01753 516222, www.millenniumhotels.com).
Access all areas: Wheelchair access to restaurants and bar,
steps to pool. Six wheelchair- adapted rooms; one with “fully disabled”
bathroom.
Room: 6 out of 10.
Food: 7 out of 10.
Service: 8 out of 10.
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