Andrew Martin
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It took me a day and a half of searching before I found any trainspotters in London. They were standing at the far end of Platform 8 at King's Cross. David Burrell carried a camera, Paul Rea a notebook. They were both in their sixties, both down from Manchester and staying in West Hampstead, which they found convenient for Willesden Junction. Our conversation was hampered by several modern railway blights. There was nowhere to sit and there was nowhere to dispose of our cardboard coffee cups; we kept being interrupted by announcements telling us not to lose sight of our personal belongings. Our conversation was a study in melancholia, covering many of the causes of the decline of trainspotting, including the latest, and deadliest, of all - security fears.
Rea tells me that he started trainspotting in the Fifties “by standing on a bit of unadopted track near Newton Heath maintenance depot. We weren't supposed to stand there but nobody minded.” In the early Eighties he had regularly come down to London on spotting trips with the Lancashire Locomotive Society. I ask if it was thriving. “Thriving! We used to fill up a 52-seater coach every time. Now it's a minibus with 12 at the most.”
The three of us are standing next to a typical modern train: a “multiple unit”. It would strike a passer-by as a series of carriages with no locomotive. Rea tells me that it was a Class 365. Not very interesting is it, I suggest?
“Not really,” he concedes, “but in my mind this place is still full of Atlantics [big steam engines]. I still see it the way it was in The Ladykillers.” I ask the two whether they'd had any abuse from the public. “I've had, ‘Get a life, mate',” Burrell says. “I've had that lots of times.” I then ask whether they'd had any trouble from the railway authorities.
“Two years ago,” Burrell says, “when I was taking pictures on Manchester station, I was questioned by a station official. Nothing came of it, but it was, you know, close questioning.”
Others have been more inconvenienced by the increased security across the network, and it appears that one unexpected result of the villainy of Osama bin Laden could be the death of trainspotting. It comes down to a question of identity. Who is to say that the three blokes on the end of the platform with their notebooks, cameras, flasks of coffee and Blue Riband biscuits might not be members of al-Qaeda?
Last month's The Railway Magazine reports an “alarming” increase in the number of readers complaining about the heavy-handed policing of stations. It also draws attention to a poster recently published by the British Transport Police urging the public to look out for photographers who seem, in some way, “odd”. “It's not a systematic persecution,” says Chris Milner, deputy editor of the magazine. “You just get these pockets of jobsworths who don't know the guidelines.”
After the London Tube bombings of July 7, 2005, Milner was party to the drawing up of guidelines intended for people wanting to take photographs on railway stations. They are accepted by Network Rail and the British Transport Police, who publish them on their websites. Photographers are expected to report to station staff and say what they're about. They are, of course, to keep away from the platform edge. Given the nannyish mindset of modern railways (which determines that all train fronts and rears must be painted a revolting yellow) it comes as a surprise that railway photographers are asked not to wear high-visibility jackets - this for fear that they will be confused with station staff.
Milner detects an irony in the implicit wariness of railway photographers. “On the day of the London Tube bombings, Sir Ian Blair was asking for people to come forward with any pictures they might have taken.”
Austin Mitchell, a Labour MP and keen amateur photographer, sees another irony: “We are all photographed dozens of times every day on CCTV, so while the Government can photograph us, we can't photograph anything else.” According to Mitchell, who was recently stopped from taking pictures at Leeds station: “Photography is a public right and that should be made absolutely clear.” He has put down an early-day motion about the matter.
In truth, trainspotters have always had their run-ins with the railway authorities. In his book, Forget the Anorak: What Trainspotting Was Really Like, Michael G. Harvey relates his trainspotting adventures of the Fifties. He describes an expedition made in 1957 to the Ebbw Junction depot at Newport: “The visit proved to be quite rewarding, as we noted no fewer than 126 steam locomotives ‘on shed', but before we achieved this we had to avoid the gateman's attention. This we did by cunningly throwing a selection of stones...and while he went out to investigate we crept behind his hut and into the depot!”
Those knockabout days are over. The change is symbolised by the way that what were once casually yet felicitously called Loco Sheds are now “train care depots” - places bounded by bureaucracy, “the compensation culture” and very high fences.
In the first half of the 20th century, access to railway premises could be gained by informal negotiation, and this was founded on mutual respect. Between 1911 and 1950 The Wonder Book of Railways went through 21 editions, and in those days it was the young lad who wasn't interested in trains who was regarded as a bit weird. Trainspotting specifically grew out of “loco spotting”, a term coined by a young publisher called Ian Allan, who in 1942 began publishing The ABC Railway Guides containing lists of locomotive numbers. But gentlemanly “train watchers” had existed since late Victorian times.
Among their number were the first members of The Railway Club, which was founded in 1899 and is, according to The Oxford Companion to British Railway History, the world's oldest society of railway enthusiasts. Today, the club has 85 members, of whom, I believe, I'm the youngest at 45. There is an annual dinner that begins with grace and ends with a toast to the Queen. Regular talks are held in a room at Marylebone station. Recent ones included “The Railways of Cornwall” and a member of the Transport Ticket Society speaking on “I Don't Know Much about Tickets, but I Know What I Like”. (We can be sure that this was entirely false modesty: the speaker in fact knew a great deal about tickets.)
But in recent years the club reports have made agonising reading. One new member might have joined, but two will have died and one resigned. A few weeks ago, members received a special letter: “The executive committee has doubts about the continued validity of the club...” A meeting will be held in October to decide the club's future. Mike Burgess, its honorary secretary, says: “There's this faint hope that someone will come along with a plan - new blood, you know.”
The North Eastern Railway Association, of which I am also a member, recently wrote to me announcing that it was seeking to recruit young members: “Can you suggest any ideas how this might be accomplished?” None came to mind. Britain is not making trainspotters any more, just as it is not making enough engineers to maintain our main lines. Trainusership may be at its highest since the Second World War, but this is largely because of commuting into London. Fewer than half the children who visit the National Railway Museum in York have ever been on a train, let alone spotted any. Let's get this nasty, tyrannical little word out of the way, and acknowledge that trainspotting is not “cool” and that you call somebody one at your peril.
My friend Andrew was recently ejected from a North London suburban station for being on the platform without a ticket. “This halfwit came after me, moving really fast and speaking into his walkie-talkie.” Andrew had gone there to look at The Aberdonian, a high-speed train running out of King's Cross, and when I put it to him that many trainspotters were having similar difficulties, he replies: “I should punch your lights out for calling me that. I am not a trainspotter. I like good transport design. I like the Coronation steam engines; I like European diesels; I like the Woolwich Ferry, the Isle of Wight ferry and the Routemaster bus.”
Note that he did not enthuse about the Class 365. The utter boringness of modern rolling stock is like bromide in the spotter's Thermos. Not only have steam locos disappeared, but so have locomotives per se. In 1958 there were more than 21,000 on Britain's railways; today there are 2,000 and, instead of being called The Flying Scotsman, they are called things such as Good Morning with Richard and Judy. Instead of locomotive-hauled trains we have the multiple units, which are functional - they are worm-like in that they still move when cut in half - but about as aerodynamically exciting as wardrobes. The decline of the locomotives is the main reason why Ian Allan Publishing stopped bringing out its ABC guides 15 years ago.
At King's Cross, as the Class 365 drew away, to the indifference of bystanders, I put it to Burrell and Rea that excessive security might compound the other factors to kill off their hobby entirely. While they were willing to consider any number of gloomy possibilities, they were more bothered by public abuse.
“We had it the other day in Milford Junction,” David Burrell says. “Two blokes in a white van shouting ‘Stupid bastards'.”
The trainspotters of 2008, it seems, are caught between the jihadists and the white van men. A more sinister pincer movement would be hard to imagine.
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A similar decline is happening currently on the Churnet Valley Railway at the moment, declining interest, no locos to see and a greedy ego inflated directorship
Tony Colon, Stoke,
And yet I can go to Birmingahm airport, Pay my £1.50, and go to the observation lounge, out of the rain, and take phot's to my hearts content.
Are railway stations really more of a security threat than Airports ?
p cheshire, welshpool, powys
I used to be a train spotter,but in the end gave up,it was sheer folly as they seldom arrived! and when they did they smelled of stale cigarette smoke and the upholstery was thick with fleas.-I now travel by car,it saves all that searching business,its also cheaper than public transport.
Jacob, Canterbury, UK
Nice one Joe from Birmingham,-I would go even further,lets make binocular licensing compulsory,the amount of people that zoom in on the the fit young girls when they are not looking is simply outrageous.
Jacob, Canterbury, UK
What these people who are stopping trainspotters from enjoying there hobby dont seem to get into there thick skulls ais that rail enthusiasts would be the first people to report anything suspicious! simply because they dont want to see there railways disrupted and there hobby ruined!!
Steven, Bristol,
How train spotting killed bin Laden. You knew he's dead, right?
Andrew Milner, Karuizawa, Japan
It is becoming difficult to be a Train/Plane/Bus or whatever spotter in modern Britian. Is it the case that the only leisure activity that involves observation is staying indoors and watching Big Brother (moron spotting)?
David, Barnetby, G.B.
Trainspotters/Gricers/Rail enthusiasts or what ever name we have today will always be there, if a train has a number then someone will look for it, the terror threat has just gone over the top, people have become scared of their own shadow, a sad showing of the society we live in,everyones the enemy
Steve, Philadelphia, USA
And the difference between a cameraphone/snapshot throw away camera and my big professional looking digital SLR? I am a target because I have a big camera, no-one chases the cell phone camera takers, or the "innocent" looking tourist with the dispo use one time camera!!!!!
Steve, Philadelphia, USA
It is indeed the changing machinery, a young child could acquire some understanding of how a steam engine worked, similarly propeller driven aircraft. Things went round and round, things happened. The energy was palpable.
Nothing to catch a young eye now.
Richard Wootton, Mallacoota, Australia
If there is one place where trainspotting is picking up fast is India. Hope OBL is not ready my comments, else railfans there shall blame me for being killjoy. But even there one has to watch out for cop at the railway station due incidents we've had.Outside the station is OK. www.irfca.org/gallery
ASJ, Toronto, Canada
Why railway photographers are least likely to be a security risk: It's photography in PUBLIC - everybody can look at it anyway; you are mostly alone, whom to attack?; everybody notices you, so no chance of escape.. Meanwhile the guy with the bomb in the backpack gets into the train, no problem! ;-)
Ronald Kappel, Vienna, Austria
I dont think its so much the security - its more the fact that trains, like planes, are no longer sources of awe and fantasy. Instead they are bland clones, each one the same. Each one promising the horrors of modern communting and travel rather than the boyish promise of adventure.
Jonathan Ewer, London,
I'm baffled but fascinated. I'm a bird spotter, which is perhaps just as weird, but what is the difference between one train and another? I'm not being arrogant, just curious.
Jan Teede, Le Tech , France
My partner takes photo's as a hobby and is feeling increasingly oppressed as she is now under the impression that she can not take photo's in public places. Life in Britain is miserable because of jobsworths. Lets get rid of them.
J Nowland, Leeds, United Kingdom
Just another sign that we are less free today than even yesterday. Try being an "airplane" spotter around the old aerodrome today.
Everytime I am required to submit a bag for inspection or I am told to put away my camera as I travel, I am reminded that the terrorists and criminals have won.
William Murray, Washington, DC, USA
Here on Staten Island in NYC, Osama killed cars on our ferries. There used to be a wonderful anarchy as autos and people boarded and disembarked. Now, there are no cars, and boarding is a matter of passing through security and crowd control. I hate it.
S. Kevin Wojtaszek, Staten Island , USA
It sounds to me as though the UK has too many bureaucrats with too little to do.
Jerome, Wisconsin, USA
A reliance on "low cost" PCSOs rather than well informed policemen and women is another issue here. They generally have very little understanding of the laws regarding public property and the rights of photographers.
If stopped ask politely to see their superior officers who should know the law
MGB, Carmarthen, Wales
The headline is misleading - it sounds more like 'boring trains killed trainspotting'. The security aspects sound like no more than a minor irritation, and I would guess trainspotters have always been ridiculed for their hobby, it never put them off before!
Sarah, London, UK
At last the truth! Osama's hidden agenda all along has been to eradicate trainspotting.
Well, I expect a compromise can be reached. Ban trainspotting wherever food is sold? Keep an eye on binge trainspotting? Age restrictions on the sale of anoraks? Let's go to the negotiating table.
joe, birmingham, uk
The problem seems to me to be mainly due to the pathetic "no access to the platform unless you have a valid ticket"attitude that most of the train companies now operate. I used to enjoy watching trains come and go from my local station but now I can't even get near the platform!
Mark Johnson, Birmingham, UK
A few years ago, I took a picture of a New Mexico license plate on a car parked at the mall in Dallas. Just the plate. A security guard charged across the car park and insisted I delete the photo on 'security' grounds.
What threat was that? The terrorists have won. No contest.
We're our own Taliban.
Paul M, Puerto del Rosario, Spain
What did "engineering, history, travel" ever do for England, well apart from making us the first modern super power and the basis of the amazing standard of living we enjoy today
Gavin, London, UK
"I then ask whether they'd had any trouble from the railway authorities.
Two years ago, Burrell says, when I was taking pictures on Manchester station, I was questioned by a station official. Nothing came of it, but it was, you know, close questioning. "
Hardly the Spanish Inquisition.
Nick , Brisbane, Australia
Britain may not be producing trainspotters and people interested in engineering, history, travel etc? No were producing a nation of media wannabes, binge drinkers, knife carriers and dysfunctional families. Perhaps we should take a good hard look at what we do make 'cool'.
Rob, South Coast,
The same decline has happened in the plane-spotting world. People no longer get to see the greats - Constellation, VC10, and of course Concorde - but are reduced to collecting the registrations of faceless boxes made by Airbus and Boeing. It's the only way you can tell the damn things apart.
Samsa, London, UK