By Ariel Leve
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Whenever someone has told me “You are such a New Yorker” I’ve always taken that as a compliment. In Manhattan I’m considered a fairly reasonable person . In London when someone says I’m a New Yorker what they’re really saying is: I’m pushy, neurotic and high maintenance.
But that’s because when something goes awry or breaks down, in Manhattan, things get taken care of in a reasonable amount of time. In Britain, when something breaks down, expectations, I’ve discovered, are a lot lower.
Everyone hates it when the wi-fi signal or the cable goes out at home. No internet, no TV – there is a feeling of being cut off from the world. In New York, there is a hot line and the technicians are on stand-by, who can be at the apartment within 24 hours.
In Britain, it takes 24 hours to get someone on the phone. Then, the accent is so thick; I get a headache from concentrating on the translation. When eventually it’s decided someone will come to the flat – the appointment is for two weeks later – and the scheduled time is: “Between 9am and 5pm.”
What’s more, this is normal. The morning I was supposed to have lunch with an editor, he called to say his broadband went out at home and he might have to cancel since he was waiting for the technician. He took off work for this. Two hours later he rang back to say they were there and working on it. Why did I need to know this?
The only explanation is that getting something repaired in Britain is a joyous occasion worthy of celebration and worth sharing.
Recently I had to visit the Urgent Care centre in London. It was more relaxed than most spas in Manhattan. I got the feeling nothing [not even a heart attack] in Britain is urgent.
I suppose the proper, dignified way to handle things would be to walk in and say, “I’m so sorry to trouble you but when you have a second, if you wouldn’t mind taking a look at this hole in my chest where I’ve been shot I would be most grateful.”
Two years ago I was renting a flat over the holidays and the boiler broke on Christmas Eve. I called the landlord who was in Spain and he referred me to his boyfriend who was looking after things while he was away. The boyfriend suggested I get a space heater until after Boxing Day. A few days after that the boiler man arrived but was unable to fix it because it needed a special part from Poland. A week passed. In New York, a week without heat? There would be a lawsuit.
When I confronted the boyfriend about this he snapped, “This isn’t New York you know. We do things differently here!”
Differently as in, freeze?
I asked a British friend – someone who knows me well – if she thinks I am pushy.
“I don’t think you’re pushy,” She said. “I think of you as particular. In order for you to feel comfortable you need things to be a certain way.”
There are countless times I’ve been out with my British friends who refuse to “bother” the waiter or waitress. One time I was with someone who ordered chicken and when they brought him beef, he said it looked lovely and he didn’t mind, he’d eat it anyway. When I suggested he send it back he said it would make him uncomfortable. He didn’t want to be rude.
With that attitude, no wonder people think all New Yorkers are gorillas.
I suspect that what makes it obvious to Londoners that I’m a New Yorker is that I ask a lot of questions. For instance, “Is that skimmed milk?” Then I'll need reassurance. “Are you sure this is skimmed milk?” And after the waiter has wearily taken a seat, I’ll confirm. “It’s skimmed milk, right?”
In New York, that’s not considered fussy or particular or even pushy. It’s conscientious.

Ariel Leve is a New York based writer with The Sunday Times Magazine. Together with investigative features and in-depth interviews she writes a humorous weekly column, Cassandra. She has twice been nominated for British Press Awards. This year she was highly commended as Feature Writer Of The Year. She has written comedy for television and is currently working on her first novel. Click below to read her Cassandra column
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Please. Give me air. I'm hurting here.
Daniel, council bluffs,
Just to expound a wee bit on the American versus English service I would like to admit that while I am an ferocious fanatic of MacDonalds hamburgers, when on lunch-break from my daily toils, having only thirty minutes I will inherantly head for the BK drive thru lane as it the more expediant route.
Daniel, council bluffs,
Yep, the UK is like that, just think of my amazement the other day when coming home to a burst pipe the landlord had someone there in less than 5 mins! Couldn't believe it, I was in shock, I was in awe, I was in Dubai.
How I miss the UK.
Jimmy, Dubai,
As an American living in London, I couldn't agree more. Sky took two months to get installed. The technicians just didn't show up FOUR times. A leaky roof that took more than a dozen phone calls and two weeks to get fixed, missing mail,cancelled trains, and bad restaurant service: the norm in London
Scott, London,
Britain is the only third world country where you can drink the tap-water without getting sick.
- ehr, not too sick i mean.
Miklas Njor, Copenhagen, Denmark
I couldn't really comment whether having something repaired in Britain is worthy of celebration as I've never managed to achieve it.
Jo, UK,
Did it occur to your grin-and-bear-it beefeater that quite possibly two people were inconvenienced if another diner ended up with the chicken and also chose not to complain?
David, Manchester, USA
As a US landlord, I can be fined substantially or have occupancy permits revoked if I fail to provide safe heat for my tenants in winter. We have 24/7 plumbers & heating services numbers on hand because it's crucial. Telling someone to "buy a space heater" and wait a week is unconscionable!
Allyn, Clairton, PA, USA
I wouldn't have sent the beef back either. Not sure if that has anything to do with being British. What I do know is being content with what life throws you and not letting small things upset you makes for a much more pleasant life.
DW, Beijing, China
As a Brit now living in New York, all I can say is what are these hot line numbers? Most service numbers are manned by recorded messages. Even if you manage to connect to a human being it is not unusual to be on hold for up to an hour waiting for someone to answer the phone. Locals joke about it.
Julie, New York, USA
Maybe some truth in this, however, on the other side, Europeans have much more holidays...
At the end of the day, Europeans (even the British) value more leisure time to more money...
Europeans work on average 30% less and that's why they're approx. 30% less financially well-off in PPP terms
Rob, Paris, France
No - you are not pushy - just utterly bemused at the atrocious levels of service in the UK
Peter, London,
Old-fashioned it may be, but when we see the exemplary behaviour, the courtesy and respect and the excellent organisation at Wimbledon, we realise what we have lost as a society and can make a good case for the Lawn Tennis Association becoming the next government of this country.
Dr John Elliott, Southampton, England
"No internet, no TV there is a feeling of being cut off from the world"
Now that's sad.
Graham, Warrington, UK
Some of the worst service I've received has been in America. I can cope with the accents, the patently false good will, but actually producing action is rarely possible.
The major issues in the UK are staff who neither speak nor understand English properly, and IT 'systems' that simply don't work!
Chrisc, St Leonards, UK
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mike seabrook, Runcorn cheshire,
The reason is America really is germanic at heart, not English. The shared language confuse a lot of English as to why America can feel so foreign while seeming like it should be familiar. I'm an adopted American. I feel much more at ease in a Germanic country because you can expect things to work.
jack Jones, Interlaken, Switzerland
The people here talk slower, they move slower and after being on the phone for hours to get an appointment for house repairs, they don't bother showing up. I just feel like shouting at these people but they have such kind, soft voices, I think I might hurt their feelings?
Dopi Agachunga, exeter, UK
I think us Brits envy your ability to get things done. Mind you, I can't imagine how this has evolved as the Brits have been historically so pushy and bossy.
Annie, Hampshire,
They are like this because they are insecure and need constant reassurance that they count. No matter how confident they seem, insecurity about everything eats away at Americans - the culture dictates that someone is out to get you and the only way to survive is to be richer, louder or better armed.
Jasper Reed-Spencer, London, England