Carl Mortished
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Hurrah for big oil profits. Seven million dollars an hour for BP and Shell, as the cost of jet kerosene bankrupts airlines and dear diesel puts up the price of just about everything from corn flakes to cucumbers. The cheer is not ironic; we should celebrate these gazillion- dollar profits because our world is now in deep trouble and without the grotesquely inflated earnings of the oil multinationals, we should be even deeper in the mire.
First, consider only the money - if you have a British pension, it will be invested in one or both of these companies and their cash distribution is a significant bulwark of your retirement. Shell's dividend last year was $8 billion and as the financial sector of our economy collapses in ignominious ruin, this year's round of payouts from the oil giants will be much appreciated.
Leaving selfish concerns aside, you should love the oil oligarchy because we are at a critical juncture: the supply of easily accessible fuel is dwindling. We are sucking the North Sea dry like greedy children dipping straws into bottles of pop and we struggle to find more. Shell was happy this quarter because its output rose by 1 per cent, a good result for Shell but not for the world where consumption is rising by more than twice that rate. So if we don't want to be more beholden to people in the Middle East who don't like us much, we need to learn a different energy game. More importantly, we need to be able to pay for it.
We must spend enormous amounts of money on new kinds of oil in difficult places. If oil is so expensive today, it is partly because it was so cheap a decade ago. Oil companies stopped drilling wells; they listened to critics who said they were dinosaurs and frittered what cash they had into silly dot-com projects. Fortunately, they came to their senses but now we need to develop new things, such as biofuels from waste plant material and wind and wave power. If you believe that hydrocarbons are the cause of climate change, we need to find ways of capturing carbon dioxide and storing it because there is no question that we will have to burn coal and natural gas for many more years. Apart from government, which means your taxes, there is no prospect of paying for this without oil profits - a power station equipped with carbon capture and storage would cost about £1 billion.
Finally, we should celebrate dear oil and its big profits because we need to consume less. Fortunately, the market is working and a barrel of crude costs $116, which gives us every incentive to insulate our homes and stop taking holidays in Spain.
If you believe big oil is wrecking the planet, you should pray for higher prices and bigger profits.
Carl Mortished is world business editor
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So I pay a lot more to the oil companies, most of which is tax, so the oil companies can pay more tax on their profits and I can get a little bit more on my pension. It doesn't look like a terribly cost effective way of me having more money!
David Leslie, Perth, Scotland
Of course oil is running out. We don't know how fast, but it's pretty certain the 85mbopd we are currently using are not being replaced.
AJ, Shanghai, China
Oil is not running out. This whole myth has got out of control and is purely to increase TAX and to make money. Don't worry, you WILL be driving your car in the future but it will be more expensive. Oil will be around long after we are.
James Golding, Aberdeen, UK
Those who winge about the tax the government takes from petrol seem to think the government raises taxes just for the sake of sitting around on a pile of money! I'd sooner see my money going into the NHS than into oil company coffers.
Richard Milne, Edinburgh,
Stop having more than two children! Everyone stop it right now this second. Or is fusion really going to work along with electric cars?
Sam, Maidstone, UK
Things are going to be a lot more 'local' in the future that's for sure.
Personally here in Oz I couldn't give a hoot. I live 400 yards from work and the supermarket. The country has lots of potential for Biofuels and the like. Not to mention solar energy for the the electric cars coming soon.
Ben, Queensland, Australia
The world is running out of cheap oil and only expensive oil will be left.What happens when the expensive oil runs out and we only have very expensive oil left.This will probably happen around 2050,and if the population is as expected ,around 9 billion,there may be one or two problems.
stephen hulton, eure, france
Has rising fuel costs made anyone using their car less? Driving up the M1, there's scant evidence. Or caused supermarkets to source produce locally rather than from 4,000km away? Or stopped stag weekends in Vilnius? Fuel prices will need to go a lot higher for the environment to benefit.
geoff nairn, Nottingham, UK
But it seems both BP and Shell are pulling out of renewables to spend most of that profit on more oil, and dirtier oil at that (like the tar sands that barely deliver more energy than is needed to mine them).
They spend 20 times as much on oil exploration as renewables - so not "Beyond Petroleum"!
Jeremy Birch, Bristol,
Someone needs to hurry and figure out how to get the hydrogen fuel cell into everything that moves. Oil companies and governments are making hay. The writing is on the wall for OPEC countries. Do you think they have their boffins working 24/7 to find a way to stay wealthy when it all runs out?
Colin, Shaftesbury, UK
More than half the cost of petrol is fuel duty (tax) that Gordon Brown is getting his grubby hands on, so it is he who is profiteering from the oil price increases, and is causing us the high inflation in both fuel and the cost of food transportation.
George, London,
The BBC made great of this yesterday, luxuriated in it. But at least the oil companies do something for their money. The Government takes tax and duty from the sale of petrol and the amount increases with the price of petrol, what do commentators have to say about that, next to nothing.
Malcolm Turner, Alsager, England