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LAWYERS always try to enjoy their work but former Judge Donald D. Thompson
went too far. Last month he was convicted by a jury in Oklahoma on four
counts of indecent exposure by surreptitiously using a penis pump in Creek
County Court while sitting as a judge hearing trials in 2002 and 2003. Oh
what a terrible morning in Oklahoma for the judge.
His former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she gave evidence
that during one of the trials, she heard the pump’s distinctive “sh-sh”
sound. The judge had not chosen the most appropriate moment to take the law
into his own hands: it was during the emotional testimony of the grandfather
of a murdered child. Ms Foster told the jury that the grandfather “was
getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump”.
It was sickening, she said. Ms Foster had made a note on the court
transcript. She also alleged that during closing arguments in another trial,
Thompson “shaved his scrotum” with a disposable razor. That is, I suppose,
one way of indicating to counsel that it was time to move on to the next
submission.
An investigation into Thompson’s conduct began after a police officer who had
given evidence in the murder trial, and was puzzled by unusual noises,
looked beneath the judge’s desk during the lunch break and found the device.
Perhaps wisely in the circumstances, the policeman had not asked for
“permission to approach the Bench” while the judge was sitting there.
The jury heard more flaccid evidence from a consultant urologist and from a
man who had served as a juror in Thompson’s court who testified that he had
not seen such a device other than in the film Austin Powers. There
was no forensic scientific evidence, although prosecutors had taken samples
from the carpet under the judge’s bench for analysis. As reported by Court
TV, the white-handled sexual device sat on display in the courtroom during
Judge Thompson’s trial, a silent witness to whatever indignities it had
experienced, occasionally being picked up and squeezed by a lawyer eager to
make a point. Both prosecution and defence counsel mimed masturbation to
show the jury how the offences were committed, or could not have been
committed.
Thompson, 59, had served as a district judge for 23 years. He denied the
charges and claimed that the pump was a joke gift from an old friend with
whom he had laughed about erectile dysfunction. He insisted that although he
kept the pump under the courtroom desk or in his office, he had never used
it. He conceded (and who could dispute) that “in 20-20 hindsight, I should
have thrown it away”. His lawyer, Clark Brewster, said that Thompson had a
collection of items, including a stress ball, a shoeshine kit and handheld
games, with which “he often fiddled” during breaks in legal proceedings. The
jury decided that improper fiddling had occurred.
Judge Thompson is not the first judge to be guilty of combining business with
pleasure in grossly improper ways. In 1985 a New York judge was formally
admonished for loudly commenting, as a female advocate entered his
courtroom: “What a set of knockers!”. In 1988 the Supreme Court of
California upheld an order for the removal of a judge for a number of
disciplinary offences, including making sexual jokes to female attorneys
appearing in his courtroom. He asked them what was the difference between a
Caesar salad and a particular sexual act, and when they replied that they
did not know, he responded: “Great, let’s have lunch.” In 2003 a judge in
Boston, Massachusetts, considering the asylum claim of a Ugandan woman named
Jane who claimed to have been tortured in her homeland, commented from the
Bench before denying her application: “Jane come here. Me Tarzan.”
I can find only one precedent for the bizarre conduct of Judge Thompson. In
2003 a judge in Angoulême, in south west France, was suspended pending an
investigation into allegations that he had masturbated while a lawyer made
her submissions in a case involving a dispute between neighbours.
After the jury had given its verdict in the case of Judge Thompson, prosecutor
Richard Smothermon said that the defendant “was at the pinnacle of the
justice system in Creek County, and now that justice system has held him to
the same standard”. Even legal pinnacles must observe basic proprieties.
Shakespeare wrote in his study of justice, Measure for Measure, about
“man, proud man,/ Drest in a little brief authority,/ Most ignorant of what
he’s most assur’d”. Judge Donald D. Thompson now awaits sentencing for being
undressed while exercising his judicial authority. His trial confirms that
“May it please the court” is not a defence to inappropriate sexual conduct
during legal proceedings.
The author is a practising barrister at Blackstone Chambers and a
Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford

David Pannick, QC, is a barrister at Blackstone Chambers and a fellow of All Souls College, Oxford. He writes a column for The Times Law section every fortnight
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