Ben Webster
We've made some changes
to The Sunday Times
After 15 years of being cut up by lorry drivers while cycling to work, it was hard to disguise my glee when climbing behind the wheel of a 60-tonne superlorry.
When the pauper gets only half an hour to be king of the road, there is no point in hanging about.
Five minutes into the test run, I had my foot to the floor and the behemoth was charging down the disused runway near Newark, Nottinghamshire.
The speed limiter kicked in at 56mph (90km/h), which was just as well because the runway was full of rain-filled potholes. The photographer wanted a close-up panning shot but leapt aside as we approached, showing scant confidence in the driver’s skills.
As the end of the runway loomed, my instructor told me to ease off the accelerator.
But this was to be a proper test drive, and Times readers needed to know whether the claims of a 114ft stopping distance at 50mph were true.
So I stamped on the brakes and we shuddered to a halt amid a spray of grit and water.
I had wondered whether the two trailers behind us might whip round and wipe out imaginary cars.
But with the brakes applying evenly to all eight axles – two more than on a conventional articulated lorry – we stopped remarkably quickly.
After that, the other tests seemed tame. To demonstrate the superlorry’s manoeuvrability, I had to weave in and out of cones positioned 14m apart and then turn 360 degrees without straying outside the space between two painted circles with diameters of 5.3m and 12.5m.
It was easy to stay inside the outer line, but in concentrating on doing that, I swung the rear trailer sharply into the centre. Any vehicle inside me on a roundabout would have been crushed and I might not have felt a thing.
My instructor assured me that this was simply down to my bad driving and that practice would ensure I kept within the limits.
To help with blind spots the super lorry has two cameras showing either side of the vehicle. The screens are on the sun visor over the drivers head.
They probably would show a suicidal cyclist trying to undertake as the lorry made a left turn. The trouble is, there is so much to think about anyway when turning and there might not be a spare second to glance upwards.
It was easy to see why lorry drivers sometimes fail to show consideration for other road users. There is a sense of invulnerability as you look down from your perch.
Other people treat you with respect, if only out of fear. The feeling of superiority must be heightened in a superlorry and drivers would benefit from special training to teach them humility. Perhaps they should have to pass their cycling proficiency test before climbing aboard.
Just as I was beginning to feel at one with my machine and having visions of pulling into a truck stop for a supersize fry-up, my instructor told me to try reversing. The trailers had an annoying tendency to go in the opposite direction to the one I intended. It took ten minutes, and a lot of shunting back and forth, to reach the desired spot.
At least I am now less likely to gesticulate impatiently when stopped on my bike by a Tesco lorry backing into a loading bay.
Enjoy screenings of all the classic films you love, plus take advantage of two-for-one tickets
We explore leisure activities that are safe and suitable for all of the family
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
See the best entries in this year's competition
Your brain is capable of more than you might think...
An interactive preview of the brand new For Your Eyes Only exhibition
The latest travel news plus the best hotels and gadgets for business travellers

Love Sudoku? Play our brand new interactive game: with added functionality and daily prizes

Are you irritable when you return from work? Drained of emotion? You could be suffering from boreout
Prepare for some shock and awe, petrol lovers. Despite the greens trying to wipe it out, the car is about to offer us the most exciting year ever
We've trawled the brochures and websites to find this summer’s best holidays for every taste and budget

Overseas contacts and local business information

Find a course, arrange a game and save money
2002/02
£59,995
The Midlands
2008/08
£169,950
Scotland
2007/57
£35,000
South East England
Great car insurance deals online
Competitive
CyDen
London
To £28k
Barclaycard
Various (outside London)
£
£40,000 - £50,000 + benefits
Lloyds Pharmacy
Coventry
To £38k
Barclaycard
Northampton/Liverpool
2 Bathrooms, Balcony and Garden
£359,950
Beautiful Gardens w/ stunning Thames Views
Apts From £249,950
Mortgages, bank acc & money transfers to help you buy abroad
Explore mystical Jordan
From £1030 for 7nts 4*
to USA's Most Cosmopolitan City; San Francisco!
£POA
Book Now for Winter 08/09 and Get 10% off!
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Search globrix.com to buy or rent UK property.
© Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Ben - you're a muppet. Do you honestly think, between all the "vehemoth" and "juggernaut" rhetoric of this article, that a) no truck drivers ride bikes, b) truck drivers feel superior because of their vehicle (size?), c) truck drivers still eat supersize fry-ups, d) truck drivers don't ALREADY benefit from specialist training??? The only shred of sense here is that some cyclists are suicidal - if cyclists knew as much about driving trucks as truck drivers knew about cycling, there would be far less accidents involving the two (usually cycle couriers undercutting at speed a left-turning artic in That London). For your information, it is impressed upon drivers from the very first time they sit in an LGV that they should "NOT use their vehicle to intimidate other road users".
I hope you learnt something on your jaunt and cycle a little more retrospectively in future. Like I do.
And what were you doing on your bike round the back of Tesco's (where the loading bays are)??!
twobanks offour, Liverpool,